eyelikeamagpie:

lucianovargasx:

yue-multiblog:

- Mom…. Dad… I am canadian

- God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Moose.

OH GOD IT GOT WORSE 

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. 

commodore-amiga:

the-page-0f-space:

I fucking love you, BBC.

Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?

jesuschristvevo:

there should be a disney princess who lives in a ghetto and has to find the man with the most swag and fall in yolo with him

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

doctorbaggins:

My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and said, “It’s called itching powder”, took a sip of his water, and walked away. 

ithinkthereforeiship:

#AND THEN THERE’S THIS ROYAL IDIOT

#history of the british empire

lea-michele:

WHEN PEOPLE COME ON TUMBLR AFTER A SHOW HAS AIRED AND GET MAD ABOUT SPOILERS I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT DID YOU EXPECT IT’S LIKE WALKING INTO A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT AND GETTING MAD THAT THERE ARE TEENAGE GIRLS THERE