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Gabby//Sixteen//So-Cal

Drumline//ASB//Key Club

I think puns are the greatest things to have been made since sliced bread.
If you watch Chuck, you are everything because no one else seems to watch it.
trois

salmon sashimi
ACcioloki

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

fluent-in-lesbianism:

bellezza98ceilo:

space-sailor:

pinkkryptonite:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.

daaaang lol

sooo you both get burned in the end

you did NOT
you just

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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  • osamah:

    vaporheart-archive:

    Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

    A bomb factory.

    They’re bombs.

    who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

    officialunitedstates:

    bombing:

    the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

    a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

    encompassment:

    age 7: I want to be a teen titan

    age 18: I want to be a teen titan