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Gabby//Sixteen//So-Cal

Drumline//ASB//Key Club

I think puns are the greatest things to have been made since sliced bread.
If you watch Chuck, you are everything because no one else seems to watch it.
trois

salmon sashimi
ACcioloki
    Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo
— Every Bro Ever  (via ronsweasleys)

miles-to-go-to-alaska:

Maybe if you were you would have found the horcruxes sooner, Harry

rapunzelie:

the concept of liking someone and them liking you back and you deciding to date each other literally just fucking baffles me because it has never once happened for me in my entire life

how are you all doing this

how are you people making it look so easy

how are you finding people who like you back and want to date you and then actually do it

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

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    sansaslays:

    I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

    neilnevins:

    hectorsalamanca:

    Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

    without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

    lindsaylohoean:

    the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination