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Gabby//Fifteen//So-Cal
I think puns are the greatest things to have been made since sliced bread.

  

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itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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twotibsawhisker:

'hey, we're bees' is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation
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friendly-giant-mushroom:

I just
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stcloudscontinuum:

foodchewer:

fucking hell

This made me freak out so much my whole body tensed up and I got a leg cramp
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fishingboatproceeds:

sorethroatchampion:

It felt mushy.

If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.

(Source: masturbatorynavelgazing, via did-i-just)

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crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE